Eradicon Steve's Fantasies

Okay, this is more of an inside joke than anything.

Anyway, I'm involved in an ongoing Transformers Prime discussion, and the subject of the Eradicons came up.

It is confirmed that they are more sentient than simple drones (they took a vote regarding Starscream's leadership for goodness sakes). We joked about what it must be like on the bridge of the Nemesis, what training is like, if they're friends...

Then, inevitably, someone came up with the idea that there's one Eradicon that has a tragically unrequited crush on Commander Starscream. We named him Steve.

What is it like being seen as a faceless soldier, more a number than an identity? What is it like having complex feelings for a Commander who'd sooner throw you under a bus than rescue you?

Such is the life of poor Steve