Hey there everyone! We all know that Watchmen was rated R, right? Welllll, there's a LEGION of parents out there who took their little, LITTLE kids to see it, and guess what? They complained that it was "wrongfully marketed toward children" despite the R-rating.
Well guess what, my fellow deviants?
I've taken Watchmen, and made it KID FRIENDLY!! SMILE JOY HAPPY FUNTIME LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOWS FRIENDLY!
That's right. With this comic, they're getting what they asked for.
So here's part one!
Some strange masked intruder figured out that Edward Blake didn't do his homework or eat his peas, so he can't be the Comedian anymore! OH NO!